melbell54 ([info]melbell54) wrote,
  • Mood: Hungover

I'm an asshole

We always used to say that when you drink jag, an evil lebrauchan appears on your shoulder and directs you to do stupid things.

Last night the evil leprauchan made me pee in Justin's neighbor's bushes, stomp on another neighbor's flowers, and throw Pat's bocce balls into the fire (repeatedly, because shaun kept thrusting his hands into the hot coals and fishing them out).

Caleb later informed me that the evil leprauchan was actually Thor and Babs, so I feel slightly less responsible for my actions. Nonetheless, I'm dragging my ass to Target to buy Pat a new bocce ball set right now.

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[info]gelbach33

September 17 2005, 16:40:09 UTC 6 years ago

that's pretty funny though.

[info]cybergeak

September 18 2005, 06:53:29 UTC 6 years ago

pwned.

i really dont know who was more pwned, you for being the pawn of thor and babs, or pat for having his balls burnt. but yeah, someone was.

[info]browniefive

September 19 2005, 18:42:37 UTC 6 years ago

I wonder if this post passes Tony's criteria...eitehr way, I enjoyed it!
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